Posts Tagged ‘New Costume’

A lot of what is about to happen in the Spider-man books is all rumor and conjecture. As Dan Slott takes over as the sole writer of Amazing Spider-man with issue #648, there seems to be at least ONE costume change (if not THREE) and some “gadgets” (whatever in the hell that means) that will eventually be added to the mix.

Here’s the cover image for Amazing Spider-man #650:

PISS IN MY EYES WOULD STING LESS

As Spidey Patrols, A Nation Pukes

There is no word on how long this Tron-like* abomination will stick around or when and if the “gadgets” will appear or disappear.

Either way, it just seems more like a return to the horribly absurd 90’s.

Anybody that’s been collecting for a few years knows that costume changes always sell big— especially when they occur in Spider-man comics. But this one is, well, crap. It feels like a cross between Spider-Man 2099 and the laugh inducing Electric Blue Superman.

Pffft!

Awww Christ! The agony!

And before anybody goes all bug-nut crazy on me– this post is not a slam against Slott. It’s more of a collective sigh that Marvel is going in this direction. Slott’s talented and seems like a nice man. But I thought that all that Brand New Day and O.M.I.T. bullshit was supposed to take the character back to his roots. You know, “We want Spidey to be the way he used to be.”

None of that seems to be working out.

It’s a shame too– I really thought given the way Slott was geeking out over the opportunity to be Spidey’s main caretaker that we were going to see some solid stories that didn’t rely on smoke and mirrors. Is Marvel really afraid that Spider-man– or any comic for that matter– will not sell just on solid storytelling… So much so that they are back to relying on costume changes and gadgets?

I HAVE A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS

(In all fairness, I first saw Jose Melendez at the CCW*TV Blog compare the new Spider-man costume to Tron outfits. )

AND YOU THOUGHT “SECRET INVASION” WAS LONG OVER!
APPARENTLY NOT.

Pretty in Pink... And Green.

And this just in… Andy Diggle did NOT write the first issue of Shadowland.

JEPH LOEB DID!

(Oops! Printer’s Mistake!)

…And the REAL Daredevil isn’t bad. This is the NEW SKRULL QUEEN.

JUST ANOTHER EPIC FAIL FOR NORMAN OSBORN.

For lovers of these types of hideous storylines, maybe Shadowland’s got your name all over it:

THE NEXT CONTROVERSIAL WONDER WOMAN REDESIGN J. MICHAEL STRACZYNSKI HASN’T TOLD YOU ABOUT!

Wonder Woman Hits Middle Age and Discovers Comfort Food

OK. People HATE the new costume. People LOVE the new costume… and let’s be blunt, most people couldn’t give a shit about the new costume.

Let’s forget all about the new pants and the 1980’s Dazzler Disco Jacket and that JMS has forced young Diana to undergo very painful breast reduction surgery.

Lets forget all about the new origin where Wonder Woman apparently is created out of can of Play-Doh— instead of lump of natural clay.

Instead, let me ask you a question. Wonder Woman is an ICON. Wonder Woman is THE MOST RECOGNIZABLE FEMALE SUPER-HERO IN THE WORLD… So if Wonder Woman did NOT exist… What current SUPER-HERO could step in to fill the vacuum?

(Please note: the first ten posts that reference a tit joke followed by a picture of Power Girl will be shamefully deleted. However, interesting cross-dresser ideas with be considered.)

Thanks for the Mammaries!